MY FIVE NEW BOYFRIENDS

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I am seeing 5 gentlemen every
day.

As soon as I wake up, WILL
POWER helps me get out of
bed,

Then I go to see JOHN.

Then CHARLIE HORSE comes
along, and when he is here,
he takes a lot of my time and
attention.

When he leaves, ARTHUR RITIS
shows up and stays the rest of
the day.

He doesn’t like to stay in one
place very long, so he takes
me from joint to joint.

After such a busy day, I’m
really tired, and glad to go to
bed with BEN GAY.

What a life!

Oh, yes, I’m also flirting with AL
ZYMER,and thinking of calling JACK DANIELS or
JOHNNY WALKER to come and keep me company.

So when I’m having this much
fun, I can only think good thoughts, laugh at myself, and every day
I count my blessings !!